so sad about the election results. how do we grow compassion, unity and empathy amongst the general population?
Asking if I want to link my tumblr account to my facebook is like asking me if I want to invite my family over to watch me masturbate
you got mom hair that's so cute omg
The only thing mom-like about me is that I’ve just summoned a demon, which is, I suppose, a bit like birth in both its ferocity and life-giving. Anyway it’s about to rear up on its hind talons and come use its weathered, fiery claws of brimstone and fury to slap some manners into you
It doesn’t work when people try to tell me I’m like my mum as an insult. My mum is fucking amazing.
People shared iterations of that story well over a million times, because it serves that child right for being so…child-like.
This is exactly what the wife and I said the minute our mostly childless friends started sending this across the internet with cries of glee.