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yourjokesarealwaysbad:

so sad about the election results. how do we grow compassion, unity and empathy amongst the general population?

civics lessons

sorelatable:

Asking if I want to link my tumblr account to my facebook is like asking me if I want to invite my family over to watch me masturbate

kavata asked:

you got mom hair that's so cute omg

kateordie:

The only thing mom-like about me is that I’ve just summoned a demon, which is, I suppose, a bit like birth in both its ferocity and life-giving. Anyway it’s about to rear up on its hind talons and come use its weathered, fiery claws of brimstone and fury to slap some manners into you

It doesn’t work when people try to tell me I’m like my mum as an insult.  My mum is fucking amazing.  

hellisforcowards:

cracked:

People shared iterations of that story well over a million times, because it serves that child right for being so…child-like.

4 Types of Bullying We Are Shockingly OK With

This is exactly what the wife and I said the minute our mostly childless friends started sending this across the internet with cries of glee. 

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud)

cthulhucore:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

ladycaracas:

ishiidriller:

#WhiteMen

i clicked on the guys profile and i can never go back

OH NO

This video is fine but dear god, his others are incredible. Truly godlike.

(Source: rooneymara)

That’s bullshit.

(Source: redinmyledger)