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Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.

—my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)

aarongallery:

Nia Talvarides Stratos, Golden Age, Mixed Media on Canvas, 48 x 48 in.

aarongallery:

Nia Talvarides Stratos, Golden Age, Mixed Media on Canvas, 48 x 48 in.

90s90s90s:

Pauly Shore interviews a 4-Year-Old Bruno Mars (1990) [x]

(Source: wherewelland)

(Source: clionona)

Abbi Abrams || Broad City
I lost my phone, this guys supposed to text me. He called me hot, i’m cute but, you guys get it.”

(Source: abbixilana)

d0gwithsharperteeth:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

Nigh-on equestrian.

(Source: logotv)

cthulhucore:

Happy birthday to the ground has to be one of the greatest lines in music.

(Source: cinemapanic)

knitmeapony:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink. 

"I am fucking fabulous."

knitmeapony:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

"I am fucking fabulous."