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findchaos:

ChaosLife: Pocket Proposal

A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*

And thanks to our Patreon patrons, this isn’t even the last ChaosLife of the week! Thanks everyone and stay tuned!

*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?

By A. Stiffler [comics | facebook | twitter]

cultmasterflash:

Life goals 

the-official-satan:

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

You don’t see me pulling that shit

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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(Source: vidarianvivisepulture)

myinsanebrain:

CHARACTER: The Janitor

(Source: sewingcat)

(Source: heybarto)

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

universalequalityisinevitable:

An undeniably large part of what keeps poverty going is the fact that there are people who think that if they vote with the rich they’ll somehow magically become the rich. The trouble is, rich people don’t vote. They own.

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." 

(Quote attributed to John Steinbeck but is under dispute. Regardless, it’s still true.)

jaufea:

jaufea:

the curtains are drawn in my livingroom, but the rest of the furniture is real

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(Source: cryplaystheworld)

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor